today my friend said that he was going to do an impersonation of a gay man and i got ready for some homophobic high pitched comment about clothes but instead he just said in the exact same tone without expression “i am attracted to men”
#win
i already reblogged this but i just realized it had a half naked Zack Effron in the background
HEADMASTER ZEFRON
Is that a sexily posed Lucius Malfoy I see there?
am i the only one laughing at the picture of a nose
perfection
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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
I JUST SPIT OUT MY GUM AND NOW ITS STUCK TO MY SCREEN
sometimes one, sometimes the other
sometimes both
photos by mineapostasy
(It makes me smile how many people seem to relate to this or just enjoy it in general.)
It took me entirely too long to put together that these were you.
I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs. George. You’re a cool mom.
She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
me in 1st grade: wow swearing is so bad i won't ever swear
me now: pass the motherfuckin salt you fuck
Imagine your favorite character lying in a field with you, and they keep picking up grass strands and tossing them at you
#can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known people #and Harry’s there just like “say something I dare you” #and if you look at her face, you can see the actual hesitation and somewhat fear of what will happen next after telling of her parents occupation #Harry truly is acting like Hermione’s big brother, which I absolutely love #i just adore this scene
and then theres Neville…
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